The Penguins Squad

Tash is a livewire player with an infectious smile and a boxing glove (don't ask about the boxing glove)

AKA Two Left Feet.  Robin is a founder member of the club and rates himself as a defender. However nobody else does!

Been our very successful Social Secretary

Ian 'Sniffer' Gretton, nicknamed not because of his qualities in the six-yard box, but because he never has a handkerchief.  Not. A real poacher.

Julie is  a regular at all sessions. Does more for the club than anyone else in her role as Treasurer and Membership Secretary. Would love to manage a women-only team

A man of many talents, Mike G is our Welsh Wizard. He has been the captain of the Penguins and also an invaluable member of our coaching team. Club founder member

Is known for his enthusiasm. And there lies the problem: runs all the while, gets stuck in too enthusiastically and otherwise masks his talents behind the frequent blowing of the ref's whistle

John W has had a long and distinguished playing career, but less talking football, more walking football would stand him in good stead these days

Danny questions all decisions, including his own. However he would not question that he is a valuable member of the Penguins squad.  Now known as the Marf from the Sarf!

Jobe formed the club back in 2015 and now can't even get in the first team! Blames his wasted youth at a rugby-only grammar school... not to mention the hippy years

A real warhorse of a player, Bob is as keen a player now as he ever was. 

Mark is the baby of the squad and a very valued member of the Penguins because of his relative youth compared to us old codgers. 

Rose was the first female to play in tournament competition for the club. 

Keefe is a Preston Park regular on Sundays, a player that likes the open air, rather than the sweaty atmosphere at Moulescoomb.  Intelligent bloke, obviously.

Jon  must be our most international player - well he seems to spend most of his time abroad - and he does come from Burgess Hill

An original Dolphin who took place in our first tournament. Our second oldest member and still going strong despite two artificial knees!

Woody is our oldest and he will tell you, wisest member. Woody gets an honorary inclusion in the squad after his cameo in the Clearwell Cup.

Mike is an original member of the club and was its first Treasurer and had a big input into the formation of the club.

Sadly it looks as if his playing days might be over when he suffered a leg fracture  in February 2020